Cryostorage

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I looked up how much it costs, to store your sperm online
It's just 150 buckos per year
So I've quit my job, now all I've got is time
So open up and stick this vial in your rear
It's not me and it's not you it's like little fish my penis spews
And I want to ensure the dawn of my spawn
If I told you our kids could go to Yale
Would you make them mow the lawn after I'm gone?
Oh baby, hope you don't think I'm a fool
Oh baby, keep me afloat in this gene pool
And lately, I've been feeling kind of sink or swim
I need a way to find virtue in sin
I jacked off into a cup, and put it in my freezer
Hope that I don't eat it by mistake
Stuck a tongue depressor inside my salty semen shake
So if you're hot stick this freeze-pop in and bake
It's getting kind of warm in here, abnormal anytime of year
I can't conceive of anything more noble than this
Those other guys tell you to suck their dick
Inseminate yourself while I take the piss
Baby, hope you don't think I'm a fool
Oh baby, keep me afloat in this gene pool
And lately, I've been feeling kind of sink or swim
I need a way to find virtue in sin

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from Very Public Radio, released March 22, 2016

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