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released March 22, 2016

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Track Name: Dating Advice
I think I've seen you around, what's your name?
I'd like to get to know you better, take a walk in the park
Maybe chop off your head, I just don't know anymore.
Hey how 'bout instead, we get some ice cream?
I know this little place, it's a vanilla lover's dream.
Oh baby talk to me, you don't know how much I can eat
Oh baby talk to me, you tantalizing meat.
Coincidentally, it's been said that I'm cold
Well if you're hot I'm mean, if one could be so bold
It's not real, I'm just playing around
Just wanna see those eyes, and hear that sound
Baby deal, this ain't your upper bound
When we get there you'll know, I'm lovin you
One of many ways that I know how
And is it really so bad, to try to love you
At worst you'll have been had, at best there's no one else above you
Baby can't you see, there's nothing wrong inside of me
Baby can't you see, you need someone who's trustworthy
It's a prisoner's problem, not knowing how to react
You gotta see if you like it, have one have a laugh
Bombs away, I want to overwhelm you
Different ways, the peel of your senses continues
Babe, we could have some fun you know
Reach into my closet, and grab that bag of bones
Track Name: Cryostorage
I looked up how much it costs, to store your sperm online
It's just 150 buckos per year
So I've quit my job, now all I've got is time
So open up and stick this vial in your rear
It's not me and it's not you it's like little fish my penis spews
And I want to ensure the dawn of my spawn
If I told you our kids could go to Yale
Would you make them mow the lawn after I'm gone?
Oh baby, hope you don't think I'm a fool
Oh baby, keep me afloat in this gene pool
And lately, I've been feeling kind of sink or swim
I need a way to find virtue in sin
I jacked off into a cup, and put it in my freezer
Hope that I don't eat it by mistake
Stuck a tongue depressor inside my salty semen shake
So if you're hot stick this freeze-pop in and bake
It's getting kind of warm in here, abnormal anytime of year
I can't conceive of anything more noble than this
Those other guys tell you to suck their dick
Inseminate yourself while I take the piss
Baby, hope you don't think I'm a fool
Oh baby, keep me afloat in this gene pool
And lately, I've been feeling kind of sink or swim
I need a way to find virtue in sin
Track Name: Jessica How Could You
Jessica,
Wouldn't wanna get the wrong idea
She and I are just friends
Two people on the mend
and time will tell if it's here or hell, what place I will forever dwell
It's scary
Not knowing what to do
Fucked if I do or don't
Maybe stay here and mope
But that's not me, I gotta be, the person I want her to see
In my mind, it's hyperbolic
Give it time, but I have called it
There's a few, a few dozen of these girls around
Kind of think that it's rare
That's why I seem to care
Tell me would you dare go against the odds
Is this a bad time
For a glass of white wine
I'll play the seducer if you tell me, baby it's all right
If I'm being honest with you
I see something special I do
And I knew from the moment we first laid eyes
So take my hand
Let's strike up the band
and run away from our doubts and lies
Keep going
Let's dive into the abyss
Yes it's dark and depraved
I gotta share in these ways
and you do too, I know you do, let's build a submarine for two
It's not fair
You don't know how cute you are
but I'm acutely aware
and all I can do is stare
and hope one day we both can say that things have finally gone our way
In my mind, it's hyperbolic
Give it time, but I have called it
There's a few, a few dozen of these girls around
and I'm lucky to have found
A single one in this town
So give me a call
Baby I'll be around

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